darwin_farkus

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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old. Personal: darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move. He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)

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S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #2"

by darwin_farkus
9-19-04


	Let me get this straight... You... are dating my grandmother.


	Eh, what can I say? It started out as a routine house call, but when I looked into her beady little eyes I thought, "Wow, I've never done it with a blue-hair before."


	You sicken me. This goes against everything that's good-natured and holy.


	You know, you should be thanking me. I'm the only reason she's still here right now.


	So... so... you're saying that as long as you're involved with her... you'll... keep her alive?


	Well, I wouldn't get too excited just yet... Did I mention that I'm also a bigtime necrophiliac?

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