S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #4"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 20, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-20-04
Granny discusses her new love interest with her granddaughter, Sister Alexa Catharsis...
So tell me, sweetie, what do you think of my new boyfriend?
He's very, um... colorful, Grandma. I'm just surprised you wouldn't want someone more like... like Grandpa.
He really knows how to strut his ass in that death shroud of his, don't you think?
Grandma!! He's Death! He collects souls! After dinner he went out back and killed the neighbor's dog. He's evil, Grandma!
Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game.