darwin_farkus

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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old. Personal: darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move. He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)

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S.o.W.C., Inc. "Adam & Evil 3"

by darwin_farkus
9-25-04


	I'm so confused. My penis is constantly instructing me to mount you against your will, and I also have the strange desire to step on anyone I have to in order to become successful and make money.


	Funny. My vagina is always telling me that I can do better than you, and instead of letting you down easy, it tells me I should put you through the most painful break-up you'll ever know.


	Now it's telling me that you'll most likely only get in the way of my quest for world-domination, and that I should kill you and bury your body near the stream.


	And now I'm being told that I should act like there's not another human being on the face of the Earth that I despise more than you, and that I should punish you emotionally for not thinking like me.


	Screw it, where's that porno?


	I want chocolate.

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