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  darwin_farkus  

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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old. Personal: darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move. He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)
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by darwin_farkus
1-06-05
(sniff)... My... poor dead wife. I can't believe you wished that my wife would die.
Yeah, that's a stirring eulogy and all, but you've been saying that for the last half-hour.
Her scales were the most beautiful golden brown I've ever seen... her delicate fins would often caress me as I wept at night...
Mmmm... you're making me hungry. Seafood sounds great! Why did we put her in the ground? She hasn't been dead long enough to spoil...
...I suppose you're about to wish that you could feast on my poor dead wife's remains on a magnificent jeweled platter...
Will the tartar sauce count as an extra wish?
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