S.o.W.C., Inc. Presents: "Dead Baby Theatre #1"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: July 27, 2005

by darwin_farkus
7-27-05
Hey hey, kids! It's your old pal Lucifer here! Who feels like a joke? Okay, okay... what's BLUE and YELLOW and usually found at the bottom of a SWIMMING POOL?
Hey! I know this one! A BABY with slashed FLOATIES! Yuk yuk yuk!
Hahahaha... classic. So, what's GREEN and BLACK and YELLOW and is usually found at the bottom of a SWIMMING POOL?
Um, the same baby four weeks later?! Yuk yuk yuk!
Right you are, kiddo! And finally, what's RED and YELLOW and often found floating on TOP of a SWIMMING POOL?
FLOATIES with a slashed BABY!!! Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!