S.o.W.C., Inc. SEASON 2: EPISODE 16

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: April 25, 2006

by darwin_farkus
4-25-06
So, you like, found this talking fish who, like, gave you three wishes... and you wished that you had a date...
Right, and I got YOU. Pretty fucking lame, huh?
I don't know, man. I was kind of feeling a vibe between us, some sort of kinship... a connection...
Okay, look. The ONLY connection that's been made here is that plate of FOOD to your fat FACE. I'm sorry, but I don't think we should see each other again.
Is this because the angel hair pasta got caught on my piercings?
Check, please?