Then Pete had this crazy idea to go camping, but we didn't have a tent! So we went to the tent shop to buy a tent and they had loads of them. Big rows of tents like cans of soup in a supermarket.
We decided on a tent and then we had to work out whose car to take on the camping trip. Pete couldn't take his because he was lending it to a homeless man so he could visit his uncle in Albury-Wodonga
Barry couldn't take his car because two aboriginals, a Chinese and a Samoan had stolen the tyres off it so that meant that we had to take mine. And I didn't have much petrol so we stopped at Caltex
Well we never actually made it camping because while I was filling up Barry went and got three hot dogs. After we ate them we were satisfied and we just went home and watched golf.
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