Cute Girl Chris Likes #1:
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| Blah blah you look like a kindergarten boy blah hold on blah blah blah blah have to call MY BOYFRIEND!!!! blah blah blah... | |
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| That sensation between my legs would probably be my manhood disappearing. | |
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Cute Girl Chris Likes #2:
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| Oh? You need help with your Math? Did you hear how everyone says I'm the smartest guy in the math class..? | |
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| Oh, what? Sorry, I'm going to go ask that MUCH CUTER GUY!!!! over there to help me. Me plus Him minus Our clothes equals... | |
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Cute Girl Chris Likes #3:
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| And then MY BOYFRIEND!!!! bought me dinner, it was so nice of him... I hate cooking you know, I prefer to blah blah blah... | |
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| Please God... Let me choke on my lonely single serving Michelina's tonight... | |
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