Office Zombie 25

Author: deathtoradio

Date: November 8, 2007

by deathtoradio
11-08-07
Hey Buddy. Workin' hard or hardly wor...
You finish that sentence and I'm going to skull fuck you into submission...then eat your brains.
Chad just gave me the "workin' hard, hardly workin" schpeel. I HATE that shit. You can alawys spot it a million miles away, but never do anything about it.
The ultimate small talk faux pas. Did you threaten him with death and humiliation?
Nooo. I threatened him with death and a lovely Quiche. Of course I threatened him with death and humiliation!
Sarcasm noted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to holding up this cubicle wall, while looking awesome in my old man sweater.