CC 374: The Bat Wing

Author: deathtoradio

Date: November 16, 2007

by deathtoradio
11-16-07
Hey mister. My mommy says you're almost as old as god. And that you know where Santa's workshop is.
Sure kid. When you stretch my scrotum flat, like a bat wing, the veins form a road map leading the way.
Ho ho ho. What do you want for Christmas, young man?
Well, I did want a train. Now I just want a lobotomy so I won't see Abe Vigoda's man-pouch in my dreams anymore.