So, I hear you tried some kind of weird experiment last night. What exactly was it?
Well...buttered bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, right? So I tied the buttered bread to the cats back and dropped it, to see who would come out on top.
Well what the fuck happened????
I dropped it from my balcony on the 20th floor. It definitely landed on it's head...know where I can get another cat?