Wild Fire

Author: deathtoradio

Date: September 18, 2009

by deathtoradio
9-18-09
Somewhere in New Mexico....
That's a pretty mean lookin' wild fire back there. I don't think water is going to cut it. We need to formulate a plan.
Maybe we could set a backfire. It'll burn up all the available fuel, thereby putting out both fires.
Nah. The wind ain't right for it.
How about we revoke it's greencard and deport it to Mexico.
You can do that with a wild fire?
Sure. We'll just claim it crossed the border under cover of night with Eric Estrada.