Spare some change?

Author: deathtoradio

Date: January 22, 2013

by deathtoradio
1-22-13
Sir, can you spare some change? A ninja killed my family---I need the money for kung fu lessons.
My family was also killed by a ninja! Twas not more than 2 hours ago. Quick, which way did he go?
Uh...
Look, you better tell me where the fuck that ninja went or so help me...
Whoa, whoa...I was just kidding about my family. I just wanted some change.
What kind of a sick fuck would kid around about his family getting murdered?