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Soon, Captain Obvious had a new origin.
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| Hey, Joe! You wan' phenomenal cosmic power! Only fi'dollah! | |
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| You're nothing but a dirty whore. But I'll take your powers, because I have nothing left to believe in. | |
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This new Obvious was...different.
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| You don't get it, do you, Kangaroo Kriminal? There's no point in stopping you. Go ahead and rob the bank. I hope you choke on it. | |
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| Hey, fuck you. I have to steal. I'm from the GHETTO! | |
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Even relations between Obvious and his partner were strained.
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| You're a symbol of Generation X, apathetic and neurotic, unwilling to participate and too self-absorbed to change. | |
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| No shit, Sherlock. Oh, and fuck you. | |
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