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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Pickles

by deucepm
10-02-02


	Hey, garcon, c'mere for a second.


	Yes, sir? Something wrong with your sandwich?


	Oh, no. Except that you dumped, like, an entire jar of pickles in with it! I'd have ordered cucumbers soaked in brine if that's what I wanted! Now my fries are soaked with this shit!


	You don't like pickles? What kind of godless scumfuck are you? I love pickles. Everybody love pickles! If you don't love pickles, you're with the terrorists!


	Did I make a mistake? Should I be checking the sandwich to make sure it's not Pickle Parmesan? Is this place called Pickle Junction, or is that where you go to get dates?


	My entire house is green and lumpy. My license plate is PICK-L. Goddamn it, if dressing in clothing made of pickles and calling myself "Percy Pickle" is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

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