Hey sweetie, welcome home. How are the mammary glans?
Full and succulent. How's the baby?
Oh he slept like a right bastard after I flogged him against a rock. He's just waking up.
And dinner? Has Meyers got dinner ready?
I haven't seen Meyers since this morning. I thought you'd given him the day off...
You know what it is? He's getting his jollies out with that love slave I got him! Well today I'll excuse it, but he'd better not make a habit of cutting work over this!!!