Morton, I honestly forgot how big your cock could get inside of me. What happened to us?
Somebody please just PUT me in my CRIB.
You wanna know the gods honest truth? It's our fucking kid. When have you ever seen me without him? Thank god he's sleeping. I've missed ejaculating all over your chest.
I'M NOT SLEEPING YOU TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FUCK-UP OF A FATHER!!!!!!!
Did you just hear the baby? .......Never mind that, Meyers will get him.
They're just gonna leave me out hear. Great, fucking great. HEY THANKS FOR STICKING ME IN A HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF HORNY MORONS, GOD.
