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Crises and Musings

by dj_te
8-13-02

Death is having a crisis


	why is he looking at me like that? AND WHERE ARE HIS EYES?

Help was not forthcoming


	maybe you can help me with this problem


	you think i can help? i was created by Matt Groening

and thus, the apocalypse came, not with a bang, but with a midlife crisis


	well, that was simple. on to better things

Death's Crisis Part II

by dj_te
8-15-02

Death's crisis is still unresolved...


	well, i've been having an identity crisis. i think i need a catchphrase to cheer me up


	how about "I am become death DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"

Death's Crisis Part III

by dj_te
8-15-02

since the clergy was of no help, death seeks assistance from a higher power


	see, maybe you can help me. i'm just tired of the whole death schtick. i want more. i want to make a difference


	if you want to make a difference get me the fuck down from here.


	nobody respects me any more. ever since Bergman made that damn movie, everyone thinks they can play chess with me. I HATE CHESS! i'm more of a checkers man, actually. Maybe that's what i can do...


	i'll play checkers with you if you get me down from here. PLEASE??


	gee, you 've been alot of help, thanks jesus


	NO! WAIT! Don't go! I'm still stuck here dying for man's sins. what about me? i need a change too!!

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