Buy Some Crack! : Part 2

Author: djsparkydog

Date: March 26, 2002

by djsparkydog
3-26-02
Here's Selma, long time crack user and transvestite hooker.
Crack grew all my hair and teeth back. Now I can make more money on the streets to buy crack!
Back to work crackhead.
Here's Bob. Bob was a long time workaholic with completely unmanageable stress levels, and ulcers on top of his ulcers! Look what crack did for him!
Before Crack, I had all kinds of problems... Now I only have one... CRACK!!!
Now let's do some on the spot interviews, and free trial giveaways!
When you say "Free Trial Giveaway", you mean "I'm gonna pay Silky for every last rock", right? This shit don't grow on trees man.