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So last week, a friend of mine subjected...i mean showed me "Story of Ricky", a Chinese movie from the '80s that is over the top with gore. Let's go over the highlights
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| hmmm... this is a prison, yet somehow all the inmates wander around whenever they want to, and even open their cells on their own... | |
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*note: this is where that cool clip came from of the dude smashing the other dude's head
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| wow, that guy just punched through that dude's head, just like Craig Kilborn's clip on the Daily Show's Five Questions* | |
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and the prime highlight of the movie:
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| wow, that guy cut open his stomach in what looked like seppuku, then used his intestines to strangle Ricky in a last-ditch effort to win the battle. THEN he ran for 50 yards eviserating himself. | |
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| THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING COOL, especially because it defies all the rules of logic. | |
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