obligatory political cartoon

Author: djte

Date: October 27, 2004

by djte
10-27-04
these are paraphrases, but they come from an actual interview
Let me clarify my position on gay marriage. I never said I'm against civil unions. If they want to do that, it's ok with me.
flashback to the Republican National Convention
I am against any form of homosexual union, especiall that is condoned by activist judges
the interviewer tries to reconcile this, but only creates a bigger logical hole
so, this means that you're going against your own platform that you stated at the RNC?
Yes, I'm against that platform. If only I were powerful enough to change it