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| You see, Noah was drunk and naked and fell asleep in his tent. Then his son, Ham, came in and saw his pop's tallywacker, so he ran to tell his brothers who covered Noah up with a cloth. | |
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| But since Ham had already seen Noah's trouser snake, Noah cursed Ham's son, Canaan (Noah's grandson), and made him a slave to Noah's other son, Shem, who was Cannan's uncle. | |
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| You said to tell him the story of Noah... | |
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| I meant the other Noah story, dumb ass! You know, the one about the boat? | |
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