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| So I said to the guy, "Honestly, I'm not a violent person" | |
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| Well, little white lies make the world go round | |
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| So then he gets in my face, y'know? He's like "If you're not a violent person then why've you got all these scars, huh?" | |
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| Wow, you're scary when you do that | |
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| So before things got violent I smashed my bottle on the bar, stuck it in his face and kicked him in the head until he went limp | |
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| You should stop meeting your therapists in bars | |
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