BARRY! I went to pick your dirty underpants up off the floor of your room and I couldn't move in there! Where did that house come from?
I fuck cats
What did you say Barry???
Umm, I said I found it mum!
Well you can just go and put it back where you found it young man, or there'll me no Pot Noodle for dinner tonight! The bloody thing is crawling with weirdos!