Water: For external use only

Author: dommiel84

Date: January 26, 2003

by dommiel84
1-26-03
Eddie looks to see what Jeff has done to his room
What the fuck is this? How does he stop the water gushing out when I open the door?
You're talking to a fish, you may be suffering from oxygen deprivation
Eddie has words with Jeff. Words like "fuck" and "Bollock-wagon"
So you don't want to stay in your lovely, new, sea-view room?
I'd rather be a pilot for Strip Creator airlines!
Err... this is your pilot speaking, we're now flying over NYC and towards some buildings and I was wondering if some of the fatter people could jump through the gaping holes in the plane
We at SC Air apologise for the uncomfortable trip but this is the only aeroplane we have
The exits are there, there, there, there, there's a huge one there...