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| But I don't get how you got off with her... I bought her a drink and then you just swooped in! | |
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| It's called being thrifty. No woman is worth the price of a drink. Plus you were taking the wrong approach | |
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| But I was being charming! You called her a slut and told her she dressed like a whore! | |
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| Exactly, women like a man who treats them like the slappers they are. As I proved tonight. And she bought me a pint | |
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| Oh my god you guys!! I won! I fucking won! And you two are coming as my special guests to America to see a filming of Tales of the Jedi Pirates! | |
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| Wait... isn't that that cross between Star Wars, Treasure Island and some bizarre animal porn? | |
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