dopehat  

Dude. We're out of FunYuns. And I have munchies. Go get some.

Why the hell should I?

Because it's my stash, chode.

...Fine.. Just Funyuns?

And some Doritos, Beer, Twinkies, two BIG pizzas with extra cheese, water... a LOT of water... some soda.. and...

Buh...