We interupt "Turbans and Beards" for an important message from Ayatollah Assahola.
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I order Americans to stop making fun of my name! The name Assahola has deep roots in my family. I will not allow Assaholas to be teased and poked at in this manner!
What crawled up his Assahola and died?
We now return to "Handyman's Corner" Today we will be sand proofing our automatic weapons.