dubely  

Hello everyone, I'm your friendly neighborhood cigarette. You may have seen me on the street, or in someone's lawn...

I am a small Asian girl.

smokers aren't going to just magically start putting their cigarettes in ashtrays because they know it's the right thing to do.

*snicker* let's see what this gasoline does...

That's why it's time to start letting those smokers smoke INSIDE again, folks. Aren't you tired of seeing them huddled in dense masses outside office buildings and malls?

Perhaps that was folly...