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Why do we have to do this? I hate it! It's making my chest hurt! Can we stop walking now? Quit hurting me! Stop! My legs are killing me! Can we take a break? It's been three hours!

Now can we stop? I hate this! This is tranny! A sure disaster! Let's quit while we're at it! I'm hungry! My feet hurt! Don't push. Mechal! Quit hitting me! I hate this!

I feel like I'm in Dr. Zhivago.