Dude... I went down to the Consumer Electronics Show at the L.A. Conventon Center last weekend, and I met the cutest little cyborg!
Groovy!
So... We got to talking, drank a couple of 3-in-1 Hi-balls, and the next thing I know, we're back at the crib, shorting circuits and denting motherboards- if, you know what I mean!
Coolio! Are you still seeing her?
No... that %#&@ half-breed terminated my ass! And, on top of that, I just found out she gave me a computer virus! I've been discharging binary code for the last three days...
Oh, Jesus! Another lame punchline! I needs to go get me a triple latte cyanide with a doubleshot of hemlock...
