I'm sorry about going "war path" on you earlier... I thought you were mocking my people. Sure! I'll be happy to tell you how we name our children in Native American culture...
Groovy!
It's really simple... Immediately, after baby is born, the chief looks out his tepee, and whatever he sees first, becomes the baby's name...
So, that's how you got the name "Two Dogs Fucking"!
Yes! And, if you think that's bad, my little brother's name is "Big Brown Buffalo Butt-fucking Bambi"!
Fascinating... I think I'll go see if the reservation gift shop is selling any scalps today...
