Dude... Did you check out the comics in today's newspaper? I've been robbed!
Groovy!
Uh, not "groovy", you moron! Today's "Frank & Ernest" [dated 4/30/05] is almost identical to my "Groovy! 212" comic, which I wrote on 4/25/05! That sumbitch Thaves copied my shit!!
Well... Y'know, he probably wrote that one at least one month ahead of time. So, looks like he thought of it first...
First, shmirst! I'm still going to subplant a virus in his website!! Open up and take it all in, bitch!!! POW!! GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA!! BOOM! YO' ASS IS MINE, BEE- YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-OTCH!!
I didn't realize cartoonists were such spazoids...