"We now return you to 'On the Record' with Greta Van Susteren, who has the latest news on Jacko..."
Groovy!
"Even though Michael Jackson was acquitted of chid molestation, his legal woes continue. Today, one of his bodyguards was arrested today at a local beach..."
"Seems, the bodyguard beat up a woman after she said to Jackson, 'You're in my son!' In other news, Tom Cruise murders Brooke Shields, and Paris Hilton is still famous for some stupid reason..."
You know what I could go for? Some beef jerky! Yummy!!
