Sho, let me [hic] tell you about my idea for a [burp] retirement plan. It's really shwell!
Groovy!
For exshample, if you had [burp] inveshted $1000 lasht year in [hic] WorldCom, Enron, or Nortel, your shtock would now [BURP!] be worth and average of $23.14. But, that shame money shpent on beer...
Yes? Yes?
...would be worth [HIC] $214 in reshycled cans! [BURP] I call it my "401-Keg" plan! [BRRAAAPPPPP!!]
