Dude,... There's this woman I've been stalk- er, wanting to date, and I finally figured out a way to "talk" to her...
Groovy!
I saw in a movie once where this guy puts a toothpick in the woman's car door keyhole. Then, while she struggling to get the key in the hole, (whammo!) he's got her!
Did it work for you?
Nahhh! The bitch had a keyless remote... I swear! They're making it harder and harder to be a creep nowadays...
