...and, then the alien walked in on his/her wife/husband, because these aliens are hermaphrodites, and caught him/her in bed with the family space-monkey...
Well, the wife/husband in bed was about ready to blow spooge when the sun from a distant galaxy turned in a black hole, which sucked all the light out of time, space, and dimension...
Speaking of black holes... My ex came by the other day to remind me that I was late on the child support yet again, and if it happens once more, she's going to dispatch TOBOR to cornhole...
...all my relatives, living and dead. To wit, I told her to go sit on her thumb, and lean back on her wrist. Which she did, and later thanked me, but still made me sign over my paycheck to her...
