...so, I says, "These tits aren't going to generate lactation all by themselves!" Anyhoo... The doctor will be right with you.
Groovy!
Nurse Titty- er, Betty said you wanted to talk to me about your cousin's death?
Yes. Someone left a garbled message on my voice mail saying my cousin "went to a strip club and died from a bad cough, man!" That doesn't make any sense to me...
No, no, no... You got it all wrong! I left the message, and what I said was "he went on-line to Stripcreator.com and read a bad Kaufman." That's what killed him!