This scientist decides he wants to clone himself. So, he takes a strand of his hair and maps out the DNA in order to create an exact duplicate...
...which he does- except for one small problem: the clone he made of himself has a filthy mouth! And, since know one else knows that this clone is not really the scientist...
...everyone thinks the scientist has a dirty, obscene mouth. Therefore, the scientist devises a plan to kill the clone so he can get his life back to normal. So, he takes the clone to the top...
...of a five story building and pushes him off, intantly killing the clone. Later, the scientist is arrested, and is charged with the crime of "making an obscene clone fall"!
And, that's why I'm picking the Chargers to win the Super Bowl... The End!
