...then, I told him that I'd hit him so HARD, his dog will have to take a SHIT!
Groovy!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
What's wrong, Gabe?
Well, I wanted to use one of those wireless headsets for my cell phone, but it turns out that I need "blue ball" technology. So, for the past six months, I've been watching porn, and NOT jacking off!
