Once upon a time, I meet a 20 year-old (half my age, I should add) on Match.com who only wants to come over and screw me on weekends...
That was good fucky-fucky! See you next week!
Groovy!
But, then I get to liking her, and try to make her my girlfriend. So, I leave her multiple messages during the week, and do a slow burn as I wait by the phone for her to call me back...
