Hey, nephew... Wanna hear the one about the mole family?
Groovy!
First, the papa mole sticks his head out of the mole hill and says, "I smell maple syrup!" So, mama mole sticks her head out and says, "I, too, smell maple syrup!"
What about the baby mole?
He looks up at them and says, "I only smell mole-asses!" Get it? MOLASSES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA--Ack! My heart! [*fwoomp*]
