...so, I says, "Tweet, tweet, tweet?" And, she said, "TWEET!" Then, we fucked the bird-shit out of each other!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... I just heard on Lox News that the Israelis just elected an omelette prime minister! An OMELETTE! What da FUCK? I mean, I thought them Jewbies were supposed to be smart or something!
No, you dumb, newspaper shitting-on moron! They elected a man named Olmert!
Oh... Never mind... [*frrrrrpt*]
Maybe, it's time to feed you...TO THE FUCKING CAT!!!
