I saw that ad on TV for e-Harmony... Y'know, the one where they choose a soulmate based on a personality test? So, I joined, hoping to meet the "one"...
Groovy!
When they send you matches, you have to go through a five-step process before you can see what the person looks like. That's so you can fall in love with them on the inside first, but...
Goddamn! Another long, boring story How do I let this guy corner me? I swear! This tool could really talk a man's skin off!
..that's like going to the market to buy a can of your favorite beans, but the can's dented. Now, you love what's inside, but if the exterior's fucked up, you reject it, right? After that, I gave...
