But, you know what REALLY chaps my ass? When I was de-clawed, I got calls from the ASPCA and PETA asking me if I wanted to press charges against my owner for such cruelty to animals...
Wow.
However, when I got my nuts sawed off, not one PEEP from those so-called, animal-loving assholes!
I had mine removed voluntarily... Claws, that is...