Last week, I flew on one of those 747 airplanes- y'know, the ones with blinky lights, and rockets for engines... Well, Kevin Sorbo was sitting there...
*sniff*
...next to a bearded lady with tattoos, looking like he just sucked on a whole bag of sour balls. He was about to open up a can of whoop-ass, when in walks Al Pacino!
What the HELL..?
I realize none of this is funny, but I'm trying to win that stoopid-ass CC: 336!
Why does it smell like farting unicorns in here? YOU'VE DRUNK FROM THE TOILET AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT??
