Keep an eye on the house, dude... I'm going out of town this weekend with a friend.
Groovy!
(Saturday night in T.J.)
*YAAAAAAAACK*
HEE-HAWWWW!!
I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney.
And, you say you can't remember who you went with because you were too drunk and too high? Maybe, this will help: "HEE-HAWWWWW!!"