...and that's when I pulled down my pants and mooned the Undersecretary for the Department of Farm Subsidies!
Groovy!
Speaking of which... I under-stand why they call it "mooning" because when you see a white butt, it looks like a full moon. But, what if a black guy does it?
Then, it would look like a new moon...
That was pretty weak.
Hey, I don't write this crap. I just show up and read my lines...
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