My owner's girlfriend asked him if there was such thing as a "cat heaven"...
Well, me being an indoor cat, I submit I'm already in heaven! I sleep all day and night, I don't have to hunt for my meals, and when I take a dump, someone else cleans it up!
I only pray that if there really is a cat heaven, that it is pretty much a continuation of the same of what I have here on Earth. Except, maybe they'll give me my balls back...
