Pssst. Hey, buddy... You interested in making good side money in a business that looks like a scam, but is actually legal?
Groovy!
What we do is we create a website where people pay us $500 to post videos of them, making them seem more important than they really are!
Geniusness! What do you call it?
"Who'sWhoTube".
I remember doing a similar thing when I was in high school, 'cept it was only $50, and they posted my face in a book, which they charged me an additional $50 to buy so I could see my picture in it.